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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

REVOLUTION Update 0.42 (21 yrs+ only!)

Good morning! Well... It was 11am when I got up ;) After two nights with a total of like 5 hours sleep (maybe even just 4:20h, who knows) I quite literally fell asleep in front of the keyboard last night.

Now I am awake, I feel motivated and I have a stiff neck that prevents me from moving my head sideways.... So everything is PEACHY and I feel like providing you some entertainment for your worktime at the acid mines :D

First let me thank you for the many many messages on Facebook and Google+ and via e-mail that I have received! You motivates us even more! 

So for now, I just wanted to give you a quick update on the REVOLUTION videos so far. If you have not watched them yet - its a workday. You feel slightly more inclined to watch a video rather than dealing with that task you have been assigned.... You know what to do.

Today will be a big day, because I will finally finally FINALLY reveal the GIVEAWHAT. I will make sure it fully uploads to Youtube before I post the... well... post. :D

I also combined the two videos #5 and #6 into one (which now will be known as #5.42) because it made more sense this way. 

Please note that all of the GIVEAWAY WINNERS will be DRAWN on December 21st, the day we reveal our revolutionary "product" to you. 

Go to the GIVEAWAY menu.
WIN rare and limited stuff worth THOUSANDS!

I once thought, I can live without free stuff. 

This is what happened: 

Facepalm... In these situations you really need one of these:  

A pan-galactic-gargleblaster

Pan-Galactic Gargleblaster - Earth Recipe 

Getting some of the necessary ingredients can be hard this side of the Galaxy...

So if you’re out of Janx spirit, water from the sea of Santraginus V, Acturan mega-gin, Fallian marsh gas, and the tooth of an Angolian Suntigar, substitute these:

- 1 ounce Jack Daniel’s whiskey
- 1 ounce Peach Schnapps
- 4 to 6 ounces of orange juice
- 1 splash of Blue Curacao liqueur

1. Fill a shaker 75% of the way with the ice, the Jack, Peach Schnapps and orange juice.Shake it up nice and cold, pop the top of the shaker, place a strainer over it and strain the liquid into a highball glass. Drizzle the Curacao over the concoction and garnish with a twist of lemon or an olive. 

2. Blast off. But be warned - it BURNS like you are on a CRUSADE OF FIRE.

You are still in the office watchin REVOLUTION videos? Don't worry! It's 5o'clock somewhere!

Today you can win a copy of the campaign book "CRUSADE OF FIRE" from Games Workshop. It is AWESOME! I know you want it! :) 

"Giveaway Numbeeeer 36? I THINK?"

How to win: 

- Create a non-alcoholic Gargle-Blaster* recipes with 4.2 ingredients. :D
  No poison or creepy shit pls :D
  Must be save for carbon-based life forms!
- Post in comments!

I WILL drink some of them and report back to you! :D

Expect the next video tonight CET! :)




  1. 1 1/2 ounces Blackberry Puree
    2 ounces white cranberry juice
    2 to 3 ounces sparkling water
    1 sprig mint, for garnish

    Place blackberry puree and cranberry juice in a champagne flute. Add sparkling water to fill. Garnish with mint.

    1. Wow - that was quick! :D Did you have that already pre-made? :D

    2. We often have a pre-dinner drink on sundays. Sometimes we like to drink something ownmade.
      Though mostly are alcoholic ^^

      Like Martini (White) with Gini (soda) and pieces of lime. omnomnom

  2. Easy... My very own Flaming Rainbow Glow in the Dark Recipe...^_^...

    1 tbsp. Bourbon
    2 oz. Rum, anejo
    2 oz. Rum, gold
    2 oz. Rum, Jamaican
    4 oz. Rum, overproof/151 proof
    2 oz. Rum, red
    2 oz. Rum, spiced
    2 oz. Rum, white
    2 cans 7-up
    3 oz. Grenadine
    3/4 can Passion Fruit Juice
    2 scoops Ice
    1/2 part Vodka
    1/2 part Aftershock® (blue)
    1/2 part Aftershock® (red)
    1/2 part Banana liqueur
    1/2 part Blue curaçao
    1/2 part Crème de menthe (green)
    top up Soda water
    1/2 Lemonade
    Lemon slice
    2 tablespoons Sour mix
    Ice (crushed)
    Blue cocktail cherry
    Lime slice

    For the Glow, choose:

    tonic water (containing quinine) - bright blue
    energy drinks containing B vitamins - bright fluorescent yellow or sometimes green
    crushed B vitamins - yellow glow
    chlorophyll - deep blood red glow

    Mixing Instructions

    Add all ingredients except sugar cubes and bourbon into a chilled pitcher and mix. Add the ice last.

    To finish, take the four sugar cubes and melt them together to form one large cube. Take the table spoon of bourbon and pour it onto the sugar cube, light it and set it on top of the ice in the pitcher...

    It´s very, very, very tricky to make this Huge Cocktail and needs a lot of special attention... Practice makes the Master, but once you succeed, you will wield a Rainbow Coloured, Burning, Glowing MONSTER Drink that will turn every man into a whining Wimp in no time...:D...

    A more subtle alternative:


    • 4 mint sprigs
    • 2 ½ ounces of bourbon (“I prefer 3”)
    • 1 Tablespoon powdered sugar
    • 1 Tablespoon water

    Put the mint leaves, powdered sugar, and water in a Collins glass. Fill with shaved or crushed ice. Top with bourbon and more ice. Garnish with a mint sprig....

    1. OK. I want TWO of that :D
      And a gold brick wrapped in a slice of lemon.

  3. *watching the clovk*
    Only some hours before I come home from the office,
    and tehn...watching videos of the one and only president!

    You want have recipes?
    You´ll get recipes!

    6 cl tomato juice
    8 cl Consommé Double
    optional a little bit celery juice
    black pepper from the grinder
    Worchestershire sauce

    Shake it with icecubes and drink it.
    If you ask, where is the 4.2 in this recipe....
    dont matter....
    its a real nonalcoholic Gargleblaster! ;)

  4. 1. Eine Tasse Hagebuttentee kochen
    2. eine ordentliche Ladung Orangensaft rein
    3. etwas Zucker
    4. einen halben Teelöffel Honig

    Als Kind oft getrunken.. Grad im Winter echt super! :P

    1. Hab ich mir gerade gemacht, weil die Zutaten im Haus sind - lecker :D

  5. Update: REVOLUTION video #5.42 is currently rendering... I expect it to render three hours oO

    Stay tuned ;)

  6. 1/4 Vodka
    5 drops Whisky
    5 drops Baileys
    top up Soda water
    dash of Grenadine
    Add vodka then 5 drops of whisky and do the same with the baileys.

    Top up the cocktail with soda water and to finish it off a dash of Grenadine .

  7. My personal favorite:
    over 4 ice cubes pour Disarona for 2 seconds
    enjoy while painting minis

  8. Since it's almost Christmas:
    1 part Eggnog
    1 part Ginger Ale
    A few scoops of vanilla ice cream
    Possibly some cinnamon and/or nutmeg

    And for the other seasons:
    2 of your favorite type of apple (Honeycrisp for me)
    2 Oranges
    2 Carrots
    Run it through a juicer and add ice!


    Of course... something HAD to go wrong. Uploaded the video to Youtube. It finishes. "We removed this video because it is too long".

    It is 15:42. It is allowed to have 15 minutes... Now I have to cut it in half :D

    Well, I unexpectedly saved 2 hours b/c of faster rendering... Guess I still need them ;)

  10. Das is doch alles nichts für echte Präsidenten.....
    Damit man so eine REVOLUTION übersteht muss richtig Sprit in die Maschine.
    Keine verspielten Kristallgläßchen, Schirmchen und abgespreizte kleine Fingerchen!
    Folgenden Cocktail hab ich in der guten alten Trainingszeit gerne nach dem Training genossen:
    - Mixer auf (und zwar ein gescheiter Elektromixer mit mind. 1,0 Liter Fassungsvermögen)
    - halber Liter 1,5 %ige Milch
    - ein bis zwei Bananen
    - zwei oder besser drei Esslöffel Eiscreme nach Wahl (jaaah - Schoko!)
    - zwei Esslöffel Erdnussbutter
    - eine gute Hand voll Tiefkühlhimbeeren oder Erdbeeren
    - ggf. ein Esslöffelchen Honig
    - nicht zwingend aber sofern zur Hand ist auch ein großzügiges Schippchen Kokosprotein dem Geschmack zuträglich (zur Not, aber wirklich nur zur Not gehen auch Kokosflocken)
    - Mixer zu
    - Mixen kann ein bisschen länger dauern ;o)
    - direkt aus dem Mixer zu genießen
    Feine Sache, das! ....und lekka!
    ....dann klappts auch mit der Revolution!

  11. 1 part Coca Cola Zero (see, I am paying attention)
    1 part pineapple juice
    1 part tabasco sauce
    1 part himalayan yak milk
    0.2 parts himalayan yak (ground)

    Put liquid ingredients into shaker and shake vigorously.
    Clean up frothy mess from kitchen floor.
    Pour remnants into cup.
    Snort ground yak and down drink.
    Vomit and repeat.

    By the end of the night you'll not know whether you've had a vogon read poetry to you or whether you've been done over by the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.

  12. 1 kleine sehr reife Banane
    3 Tl Vanillezucker
    2 Eiswürfel
    200g schwarze Johanisbeeren
    1/2 l Milch

    Die Banane, den Zucker und die Johanisbeeren mit der Milch auf höchste Stufe in einem Elektromixer schlagen. Die Eiswürfel in ein
    Longdrink-Glas geben und das fertige Mixgetränk darüber gießen. Ein
    paar Johanisbeeren als Zierde obenauf geben.

    alternativ kann man die eiswürfel auch mit in den Mixer packen, dann man eher einen Milchshake raus.

    oder auch ganz lecker

    2 Stk. Apfel
    1 Stk. Banane
    6 Stk. Eiswürfel
    2 EL Honig
    100 ml Sanddornsaft
    100 g Quark oder Jogurt

    Zwei Äpfel schälen, entkernen und klein schneiden. Die Banane zusammen mit den Apfelstücken und sechs Eiswürfeln, zwei Esslöffeln Honig und 100 ml Sanddornsaft mixen. Dann mit 100 g Quark oder Jogurt verquirlen und mit dünnen Apfelscheiben servieren.

    Die Äpfel kann man auch durch Johanisbeeren ersetzen (und ja, ich steh total auf Johanisbeeren:-)

  13. My favourite of them all. You will need:
    Cocktail glass
    Wine Bottle, preferably old Riesling
    Cork Screw

    Use the cork screw to open the wine bottle and pour the wine on your glass. You can add a slice of lemon just for decoration purposes

  14. 1 CL Ananas Saft
    1 CL Kokosmilch
    1 CL Sahne
    1 CL Johny Walker Red label
    1 El Zucker
    2 El Kandierte Früchte

    langsam umrühren und gekruschtes Eis dazu



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